Busted in the Buff

Duration

3:18

Lyrics

Busted in the Buff – Copyright 2011 – James Morris Pearson Verse She wore a high rise shirt, air tight jeans, but nothing on her belly button in-between. Scheming bout the evening and the night’s events, she was itching to go dipping if we'd hop that fence. Pre Chorus At two a.m. we jumped the gate, by two fifteen it was too late, already swimming in the raw… A Cop showed up and killed the mood, he had a gun and attitude, it seemed her plan had one big flaw… Chorus Well…that sexy southern charmer got me into some hot water, we got busted in the buff. while she covered up the twins, I had to twist up all my limbs as I tried to hide my stuff… it ain't no fun getting busted in the buff… Verse That Cop said, "Freeze don't move, so we froze, Like two nude statues trying not to be exposed. I declared it wasn't fair that we were bare, asked that Cop why he would not give us our underwear. Pre Chorus He told me I was acting rude, Right then I knew that we were screwed, He said, "Speak when you’re spoken to." It seemed that he had lost his cool, he pulled us both out of the pool, his jaw dropped when he saw the view. Chorus Well…that sexy southern charmer got me into some hot water, we got busted in the buff. As she looked for her bikini, I looked like I was Houdini, all I had on was handcuffs. It ain't no fun getting busted in the buff… Verse He threw us in his car, she confessed, she told me that the Deputy was her new X! Knowing I was going to go down in flames, that Court room started spinning when I heard the Judges name. Bridge His eyes were glowing red, his robe was black as night, his face was filled with anger, he was ready for a fight.. He banged that gavel down, Then he said, "I'm gonna set you straight, the reason her dad works so late, is because I’m the Magistrate!" Chorus Turned out that sexy southern charmer was the Judges naughty daughter, we got busted in the buff. And that mutual attraction could not end in satisfaction, because my luck really sucked, it ain't no fun getting busted in the buff!